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(verb) 1. A type of physical assault involving an unexpected shoulder check, where the assailant tries to hurl their target into the air by coming in slightly lower than their targets shoulder, and rising up after contact.

2. Any displacement of a smaller entity by a larger entity in a physical manner.
While walking down the hallway, the sophomore student was blorphed into the lockers by a senior on the football team.
Blorph by Draogntooth June 5, 2009
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Blarpo style 

Where the girl is face down sponge-style and the man hits it from the back with his hands on her ankles and feet at her shoulders
I hit my girl blarpo style and she loved it
Blarpo style by Niggoreeno123 September 30, 2019
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Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.
So-and-so says:
Blorp.
Blorp by Cameron April 14, 2004

Chocolate Blowpop 

A women gets anal after takeing a crap and not wipeing. Then the male who gives her the anal pulls out of her ass and the women gives him oral.
sue said she wants to give jon a chocolate blowpop
Chocolate Blowpop by Alex carey January 17, 2008
Receiving a blow job during a game of monopoly. Other players must be present and the game must contiinue its course of action.
Dude, she came to watch our game of monopoly, but she went down on me during the game. Check blopoly off the old bucket list.
blopoly by monopoly baller July 5, 2009
The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.
He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*
Blorp by iGeek July 22, 2009

Alabama Blowpop

Pop rocks in your partners mouth while reciveing a wet sloppy bj
Deandre: ayy bruh that nig down at the club had this girl give him an alabama blowpop!

Kevin: nigga you wack bruh

Deandre: bruh ill throw fidy g's on dat bitch
Alabama Blowpop by West, Jason September 5, 2009