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Bloodfuck

1. One who uses a once funny joke too much, and thereby ruins it.
(Created by David Turner in 2007)
Girl: That hot dog's so BIG!
Boy 1: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: No seriously, that's just a lot of meat for my little mouth.
Boy 2: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: You guys are really immature.
Boy 3: That's what she said!
All: You're a total bloodfuck, dude.
by David Cliffy Turner June 2, 2007
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bloodzuckers

A name for a Canaanite politician,a jewish lawyer;a banker;a shylock type of character.
Those bloodzuckers lobbied to put more "pork" in New Jersey road construction.
by benjamin siegel October 13, 2003
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bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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bloodsuck

An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.
Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.
by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019
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bloodsucker

A frustrated woman, who has trouble opening her heart to a man. She spends her whole life looking for "the one" and when she finally decides to open up to someone, she sucks on them so hard, that it becomes uncomfortable for the other person; she will become over-attached.

Her beliefs are often orthodox and rigid. She believes that only way to relate to a man is by a serious relationship, followed by at least 30-year-long marriage, and if she doesn't succeed with "the one," she will blame them and will never be able to talk to them kindly and openly again.

She hates people who have casual sex, and she clearly refuses this possibility for herself, which will keep her frustrated and nervous. An open relationship is a foreign language to her. Typically, she will call people, who enjoy casual sex a fuckboi or a bitch.

After the act of sucking onto "the one", the one will usually either stay with the bloodsucker (because he is afraid to hurt her feelings) and become bored and unhappy, or he will choose to leave the bloodsucker, who will after that become even more frustred, reserved and hateful towards men.

Typical examples of frustrated expressions of bloodsuckers can be found in the top definitions of
words fuckboi or mansplainer.
Guy1: How is your relationship with Jane?
Guy2: Aw, man, I like her, she is nice and all, but she is getting too much in my face now, and I can barely have a private moment.
Guy1: I think she might be this bloodsucker kind of girl. Tell her that it's vital for a relationship when you both keep a little personal space.
by afuckboy January 11, 2020
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Bloodsucking Fairy

Twilight vampires are actually Bloodsucking Fairies. They sparkle in the sunlight which is a fairy thing and they also feed on blood.
Edward Cullen is a Bloodsucking Fairy not a vampire
by Kotarojujo069 February 7, 2023
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fucking bloody hell

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.
John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.
by FreeRealEstate April 24, 2018
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