blondourage

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.

"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

blogoo

meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo

when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless

this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words

other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic

link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity

now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses

capiche?

a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both

blogoo is the toe jam of the web

by dsimms April 21, 2008

blognoscenti

People who feel they have (or who are assumed by others to have) superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field -- especially in technology, sports, movies, music, literature, pop culture, and the like -- primarily because they blog about these topics.

What are the blognoscenti saying about the iPhone this week?

by winklepicker January 1, 2009

Blondorexia

A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.

This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.

"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"

"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"

by artistenoire September 25, 2008

Bongo-Bongo land

Humorous description of a third world country, usually in Africa.

As in Alan Clark's suggestion that immigrants ought to be sent back to "Bongo-Bongo Land"

by siymon July 21, 2006

bongobuster

A tactical swat maneuver commonly used in search and destroy missions. This maneuver is executed only by the elite of physical beings.

"We're going with the bongo buster boys!"

"It's risky, but we're gonna have to go for a bongobuster"

by Pingiy April 2, 2015