The Blowmen

The Blowmen, consisting of guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York, were determined to carry the torch of punk rock through the mid-80s. Playing underground gigs in Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they discovered that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners needed a replacement, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. This set isthe only known recording of their music, exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose.

Dude, I was at The Blowmen concert last night and some grandpa gave me heroin.

by punkrockfan July 29, 2012

blogment

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.

dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."

by joelh April 14, 2008

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

blowment

A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.

"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"

by TMDJ April 13, 2010

Bommez

when someone has so thick eyebrows that the grow together. like a mcdonaldsshaped eyebrow.

Levin : thats a cool bommez you got there honkey!
Kalko : Thanks man!

by Giraffs-ass May 21, 2009

Van Bommeled

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.

I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.

by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018

blimmed on

heavily intoxicated, with the nuance of retaining some degree of control, not making a (total) fool out of yourself, and generally experiencing a "good drunk".

1. "Dude, I was totally blimmed on last night..."
"Yeah bro, me too, that party was balls deep."

2. "I wanna get blimmed on tonight!"

by DanInJapan January 9, 2009