Blockamore

A girl that looks good from a block or more away..

Dude, those 2 chicks sitting at the bar are total blockamores..I swear.

by sty23 October 17, 2008

blocka

A word used to imitate the sound of shooting.

"Blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka, boy dey you go" - Ace Hood

by Theoriginaldoobiebrother December 9, 2008

Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Blockamo

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.

she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004