rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

blackaded

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...

I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.

by Sharty July 20, 2012

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

/b/lockade

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.

Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"

by callfor/b/lackup July 28, 2010

blackade

An impermeable barricade resulting from the entire black community congregating in a hallway

"I was late to 3rd period because there was a massive blackade in the middle of the hallway. SMH at those crazy niqqas!"

by ,,.,, October 16, 2011