Blistoris

A blistoris is the formation of a blister over another blister, similar to the clitoris in appearance. However it causes severe pain when stimulated (unlike a clitoris) and can form anywhere over the human body.

Roxxy- how was it with Jimbo last night??
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.

by joshnalex4evs April 24, 2014

blistan

to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.

I've got a blistan to ask...

by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012

blithering idiot

Someone highly unsensible. A highly annoying person. A babbling idiot.

You're a blithering idiot

by Catwisperer November 26, 2016

blitz chess

Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.

Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.

by Joe Brignax April 18, 2008

Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

Blint

Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing

Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!

by bidetric March 13, 2022

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015