johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

blitzreim

to cream a gooy substance in a very fast manner while shanteloping a ram

Pornstar1: My blitzreim was terrific today

by ultimate shanteloper November 19, 2003

Blitzkread

To read/scan through a chapter or article (usually something uninteresting and necessary) as fast as possible to get it out of the way or used by those who are happy with the bare minimum of information from what they read.

If I Blitzkread through the last 100 or so pages of this I can be in the pub in half an hour!

by WordJam June 6, 2011

blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017