Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

Blipple

when one flatulates semen out of ones anus.

damnit gary, i should have never ate those beans last night before you fucked me in the ass... cause i blippled my boxers!

by 5j0j4 May 9, 2006

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.

Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.

by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

blipple

a process by which one cuts off their nipple and part of thbe pectoral tissue resulting in LOTS of blood. all in all, a nasty thing.

After cutting off her tit, the blipple that Sara saw made her cry and keel over.

by S.B. August 28, 2003

blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002