Bleeze

When you sneeze blood

"I just bleezed"

by Sinfulflowerchild January 30, 2017

Bleeze

A "Blunt" Chasing "Skeeze".

Essentially, a "Bleeze" is a skeeze, or ho, that continually tries to hook up with stoners, pot-heads, or druggies.

"Dude, I'm gonna get with that chick over there!"

"Fat chance. She's a bleeze. You don't smoke nearly enough to land that ass."

by iamamazinglygodly September 3, 2009

Bleazer

1. A mutual agreement in which 2 or more parties unite in full agreement.
2. An expression used to express a melancholy relxed state of nuthiness.

1. "Yo Shortyroc you down for a brewski?".."bleazer"
2. "Peace out Mar...keep it bleazer"

by shortyrocparty January 13, 2009

bleeze

The Act of Farting or Passing Air out of ones Dick

Man that was a killer Bleeze

by bahamut November 20, 2004

bleezemonkey

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

bleeze

a term used to talk about heroin, usually black tar heroin

"Dude.. wheres the bleeze at?"

"Aye lets smoke some bleeze"

by sqqueek February 11, 2012

Bleeze

When you are on your period and sneeze and you feel the blood come out and ruin your day.

*achoo* Dammit, i just had a bleeze

by charlatte January 13, 2017