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most sexiest girls in the world, someone who has a lot of energy through food. caring and loving. attracts many men. when angry, you should stay away. an uber fangirl. carefree. sometimes a creeper. talks to anyone she meets. she's the best person you'll ever meet. you are lucky to have a bleazel in your life. she's there whenever you call her. just don't get in her bad side. it can get ugly
Hey Bleazel, do you have food? no... MINE!
bleazel by thatevilgeniuschick October 20, 2012
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Bleazers 

person A: look its a flying pig!
person B: what the BLEAZERS?
Bleazers by bleazerswoman March 14, 2011
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a dame. a female. a chic. a member of the fairer sex.
I won't bust a safe in no beazel's room.
beazel by pg wodehouse August 27, 2006

Bleazedale 

Dat nigga from Bleazedale we don’t mess wit him.
Bleazedale by KingKraz August 31, 2021
The idiotic combination of the words dreazed (incredibly drunk) and blunted (high).
When you are bleazed you usually wake up in a different country.
bleazed by JamesBond November 11, 2008

blazelfaded

Adjective/Verb
Etymology - English derrived from M.J.G. of the midwestern town... Lawrence, KS.
( blay - zull - faded ) To be extremely blazed and faded simultaneously. Common cause combination of marijuana and any other enebriating consumable ie: alcohal. The most gifted stoners can attain this status merely from marijuana alone.
'I've been drinkin and smokin this shit all night... i'm all sorts of blazelfaded'
'u rollin' through tonight? you know were bout to get blazelfaded'
'Look at that blazelfaded fool'
blazelfaded by kid chaos October 8, 2009

Blazelin 

A person that is irresistibly attractive and makes people drool at the sight of her. A smart and funny person that everyone loves to be around. Everyone who meets a Blazelin says "wow! She is the most fun to talk to!" There arent enough words to describe how amazing she is. A person that others will go out of their way to help her. Many people go crazy over someone named Blazelin.
God...Blazelin has the most beautiful face I've ever seen...
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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