Arkansas blunderbuss

When you’re banging a chick doggie style and have six juicy snus packets lines in your mouth and you pull them out and lay them on her asshole and ram them in with your dick, then she shoots them back out with a big after butt sex fart.

One time my homie was wrecking a chicks ass and stuffed his snus packets in and next thing I knew all I seen was an Arkansas blunderbuss as she shot them across the room nearly hitting my head

by J.Dangle Sam June 17, 2019

blunderbugs

Another term for crabs, an STI characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. The "blunder" was having sex with that cheap gas station hooker, and the "bugs" are the little present you get to take home.

Eric: Dude, I was down at the 7-11 yesterday and I met this girl named Destinie

John: And now your dick wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

Eric: Yeah, how did you...?

John: Blunderbugs, broseph. Go get some good shampoo

by Garblesnarf September 28, 2011

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007

blunderbuss

a gargantuan obese slab of fat/lard, located specifically on a girl, sometimes boy. often described as a paunchy whale. a blunderbuss is often found drunk in the hottub, at the mall trying to pick up boys, at the back of shows trying to be "scene", (you can always find it eating in any situation including these i have described), a blunderbuss will also buy shit from bands it has never heard of and then later say they hate the band. a blunderbuss is very very very very ugly/fat/fake/emo. he/she will cut themselves and take pix of it and put it on myspace to look "cool". she, i mean it, will take any guy or girl he/she can get. EVEN IF THE GUY IS FROM GEORGIA AND THE BLUNDERBUSS LIVES IN MICHIGAN!!! usually a blunderbuss will think its the shit and think everyone else is below them.
so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =

a blunderbuss looks like voluptuous whale.

or this...
itwont let me put pix so just search blunderbuss on photobucket =

by pce nukka January 12, 2009

Blenders

To blend in with people or be incognito whether in public or private. As apposed to bangers in which you are very visible and exposed. Used in and around Liverpool area

Proper blenders in this close, no chance of plod spotting us here.

by Bagram Allsop October 5, 2015

Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010