Hazel Blears

Present Chair of the British Labour party, or perhaps more accurately DAUGHTER OF SATAN! Overt fascist, will probably defect to the BNP if she doesn't get to be DPM (which she won't... or I shall emigrate) Either that or she'll get Robert Mugabe to leave his wife and they'll elope to somewhere in the bible belt.

Whose that coming out of Tricky Dickys? -Why it's Hazel Blears! -She probably goes there Tuesday nights too (and makes it past security)...
Hazel had a dilemma: The background colouring on her pol-pot poster didn't go next to Idi Amin, but she couldn't fit it in her 'Hitler Shrine'. The bust of Dick Cheney took up far too much room...

by Person??? March 6, 2007

blearl

to desperately ask for reconsideration

maria begged and blearled for ian to rethink taking a break with her

by asap meggie October 16, 2020

baedar

Internal mechanism of the male brain that goes off whenever a shawty is in the vicinity.

"Damn brah, that honey set my baedar off!"

by Bcola March 13, 2014

Blears

The ultimate sadness, in which tears are so depressed they turn to tears of blood.
-There is no real violence behind the act of Blearing, only true sadness of the ultimate sense

Cjs. are the leading cause of blears.

by ThePAULICY (july, 2009) December 22, 2008

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 5, 2003

bleaarscheroomalaloomertome

a word i made up when i was stretching

johnny stretches and lets out a long sigh mumbling something along the lines of bleaarscheroomalaloomertome!~

by Johnny Potatoe July 28, 2010

Blendar Guse

a snitch who hides behind his boyfriends and tattles to cops

that dude acts like a Blendar guse

by bklynog May 9, 2005