blackened

A thrash metal masterpiece by Metallica from the album "...And Justice for All". The lyrics are about the consequences of a nuclear war (nuclear winter, thus Blackened.)

It's interesting to note that James Hetfield plays this with downstrokes only... requiring intense stamina to play this and MoP live in the same night.

Metallica opened up with Blackened last night... crazy song!

by sirhc2 April 17, 2007

Balarke

Balarke is a YouTuber with awsome and funny content on YouTube go subscribe to him on YouTube

Balarke is a sexy man

by Rawraul March 6, 2021

blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005

Blakeley

One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.

Blakeley is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.

by Swimmymcfisher August 17, 2018

Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."

Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.

by Shattubatu May 5, 2012

get barked lol

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

by Lilavender May 12, 2021

Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.

Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked

by was379 January 16, 2019