blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 05, 2006

blanket

POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."

1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"

by Burner aka Klitz December 24, 2005

blanket

an overcoat, a long coat

That blanket must be hiding something.

by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2009

blanket

a condom that is too big for the intended user.

hey do you want this trojen magnum?

ha no i dont want a blanket!

by diz mazza May 10, 2009

Blanket

A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.

Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."

by Francine Babineau August 08, 2011

blanketize

The act of putting on blankets.

"I just blanketized"
"John is all blanketized."

by home mc jizzle stick February 18, 2013

Blanket

The warm thing that people fuck under

Brandon: Yo Ashley lets go fuck under that warm blanket

Ashley: Ight bet

by All_good_names_are_gone_ November 16, 2020