Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Wonder Blunder

Noun:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable by way of a stupid or careless mistake.

I was amazed at how it worked out to his advantage even though he screwed up big time. It was a real wonder blunder

by Ban Dearg October 7, 2016

bladder juice

The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.

Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014

bladdergasm

the euphoric feeling one experiences when relieving oneself of a large urinary discharge after a prolonged period of containment.

a line cook has held in his piss all day finally gets 45 seconds to relieve himself before service starts - and shrieks with joy as he experiences a bladdergasm

by birdcook January 7, 2011

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

Blunder Years

The years as a teenager where you thought being different and edgy means dressing like a moron.

"What the hell even is this picture?"
"Oh god, that were my blunder years."

by OddDict April 5, 2019

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

by Bennehftw June 17, 2022