blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 22, 2009

Cate Blanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

by Odiwbas July 20, 2008

dame blanche

When you cum on a girl's chest and poop on it afterwards.

"I f*cked this crazy chick last night, she even asked me to do a dame blanche on her!"

by TriedItOnce April 26, 2015

Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

blancatarian

person who only eats white meat.

I cannot eat those ribs I am a blancatarian.

by Zurigol July 13, 2009

blancita

A Hispanic woman who looks pasty white

“Dude look at Bianca she’s so white”
“Yeah but she’s Mexican, must be a blancita”

by Theryixault May 22, 2022

White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.

Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!

by Gay Violet December 16, 2019