braiden

SO HOT

HE SO HOT LETS GO SMASH BRAIDEN

by w8djnhbxn chvgbduhsjkamx March 21, 2022

Braiden

A gay obese crack head who sits at home eating crisps all fucking day also Is a lazy sod

Braiden is such a fucking spaz

by Area 51 contents August 30, 2019

Braiden

An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.

Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

Braiden:👁️👄👁️

by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019

Blanden

Blanden is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and he’d never fail to make u smile :’). hi blanden bro i love u, also wanna cuddle

blanden is the sweetest ;)

by kalio bro August 11, 2019

Braiden

Whole package huge wang loves smashing thots

Braiden is walking past bend over

by LSDamphetamine August 21, 2018

bladen

A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell

noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight

Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB

noob: um ok...

Bladen: brb, competin' nationally

by big epic and huge fuzzy April 12, 2008

Braiden

A guy who tries to hard to get the one girl he really likes when he try’s to move on he will never be the same he don’t like to make the first move unless he has to will do what he can to make it as long as he can he is depressed guy but don’t like to show it

Braiden is depressed and is lonely

by Steve is not dead September 9, 2019