braggot

A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.

You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."

by Weedtarded January 19, 2009

blagoed

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

Blagoj

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.

Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj

by vanvelon July 12, 2017

blaggard

From blackguard -- either concerning street urchins who would blacken clients' shoes, or from the house servants who worked in the dark quarters of the house: a person whose conduct or character is disgraceful, disgusting, morally unfit; a thief with evil intent; a contemptible scoundrel; a term of abuse; a foulmouthed person

I won't have that blaggard take one step in my quarters!

by William Thompson October 17, 2007

Blagho

1.African American Hussy

2.Black Whore

3.Your Mom

That person is such blagho.

Blake is such a blagho.

by Black-hoe July 12, 2011

blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.

I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.

by blagojevate January 29, 2009

Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

by bighillbilly March 2, 2009