Blasted

When you smoke marijuana to the point you feel you were on the recieving end of a cyclops optic blast, or in special instances the recieving end of Han Solo's blaster. AKA getting fucking blasted.

Damn dude im fucking BLASTED.

Yo you wanna get Han Solo blasted tonight?

Dude you wanna confront cyclops and get fucking blasted??

by Joma Green January 3, 2011

bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.

I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed

by honest op December 20, 2016