Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

badderd

Badderd (noun) a softer form of the word "bastard," used when people who do not like foul language are around, such as teachers or parents. Used as an insult, or to mark someones stupidity. Can be used along with "gee."

You backed into a pole?? What a stupid badderd.
You're such a badderd!
Don't touch me you gee badderd!

by M450N May 23, 2006

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

Bladderbang

An act,where a man puts a compressor inside the tip of his penis and blows the pressured air in the bladder blowing it up,resulting in something called the bladderbang.

Chris:"What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a compressor?"
Henry:"What?"
Chris:"Do a bladderbang with it."

by MasterCrusader January 29, 2017

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Billy Badgered

Being tired or 'knackered'.

Person 1: Mate Im billy badgered
Person 2: What??
Person 1: Knackered

by gordograd December 26, 2009

pop that rat's bladder

A positive expression that something is great, enjoyable, fun, exciting, etc.

"That giant cowabunga wave is really gonna pop that rat's bladder!" - a surfer

by coolestcoolofall November 30, 2020