blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

by technosquid November 22, 2009

Blackhole sun

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.

Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.

by French tickler April 11, 2023

drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Blackholing

Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...

Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!

Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.

by kbirinder January 13, 2011

Blackhole

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it

Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"

by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010

blackhole

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.

Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.

by poonjah April 26, 2005

blackholing

A game commonly played in college and the military where participants try to get their opponent to look directly at their asshole.

Typically, a participant will try to surprise their opponent by hiding somewhere bent over with their ass cheeks spread. When the person walks into the unsuspecting place he/she is overwhelmed by the sight of the orifice.

Our blackholing game is on this month! I'm up 4-2. I blackholed Jim real good when he walked into his dorm last night. I was standing on his desk bent over and he nearly collapsed when he turned the light on.

by iwasjoe December 31, 2012