blackwood

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.

1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"
2. "That guy is such a blackwood"
3. "Look at that blackwood there"

by Rick Hansen June 16, 2008

Blackwood

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above

"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"

by sir smellsalot December 22, 2008

BLACKWOOD

noun.

An old and outdated individual who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often exploits people, particularly women, for personal gain.

Blackwood sandwich: decent portion of over-processed meat. very cheap, but leaves you empty anyway

see also:

urban sausage

40 year old emo douche

by BUKKAKE!!!!!!! March 21, 2009

Blackwood

1) A creative, unique, individual.
2) To think ouside of the box, an innovator
3) To be successful

That extraordinary painting was done in the style of Blackwood.

Everyone will be jealous once you become Blackwood.

by YumYumPoptarts November 29, 2009

Blackwards

Making something less white/caucasian and moving to darker skin tones instead.

"I'd be more interested if The Little Mermaid went more blackwards before getting greenlighted."
"I'm so happy about the new blackwards Annie."

by sailershanty February 4, 2015

Backword

a word that appears backwards in a photo or mirror

My brain can’t make sense of those backwords at this hour.

by Wurmanito June 30, 2020

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009