black jesus

black jesus by Skelletor September 3, 2005

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Black Jesus

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.

We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.

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a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

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The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care

Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!

Black Jesus by TbagGod December 19, 2008

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A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

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A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

Black jesus by Shadowmog February 1, 2016

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Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

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