Person 1 "Are you going to the show this weekend?"
Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".
Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".
by Pastitox September 24, 2009

The day after Thanksgiving.
Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.
Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.
Did you see that lil white boy stealin' all the shit from the mall?
He was actin' like it was Black Friday.
He was actin' like it was Black Friday.
by Giraffe's Baws December 16, 2008

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by God On Earth November 27, 2018

by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.
Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!
"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"
Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!
"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"
Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
by :D iamyt November 23, 2020

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018
