Black Friday

It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
by Special K1 November 25, 2008
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Black Friday

A Deathmetal band based out of Troy PA/Elmira NY.
Person 1 "Are you going to the show this weekend?"

Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".
by Pastitox September 24, 2009
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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving.
Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.
Did you see that lil white boy stealin' all the shit from the mall?
He was actin' like it was Black Friday.
by Giraffe's Baws December 02, 2008
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Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
Black Friday is just around the corner!
by :D iamyt November 23, 2020
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Black Friday May be about sales, but my white privilege is free!
by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019
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Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
by DoctorBoneBoy January 25, 2018
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Literal he//
Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE
by God On Earth November 27, 2018
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