Bjorned

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017

bjornicles

a term often used when one makes sudden requests.. (the word is a combination of the name "bjorn" and a sensitive part of the male anatomy- the "testicles, hince "bjornicles")

"bjornicles ...can you make me a coffeeeee please? :)"

by NessaceryAction August 28, 2009

Bjornasexual

A Bjornasexual is a person who will GoGay4Bjorn, but no one else.

Beamish_:#GoGay4Bjorn Kappa
Meatball4life: if i had a meatball for every gender, i would have 3 meatballs, male, female and bjornasexual

by meatballlucozade September 16, 2016

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011

björne

A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.

Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!

Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen

Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE

Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah

Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG

Snigel: Du ljuger!

Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA

Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?

Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR

Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej

Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ

Snigel *splat*

Björne: haha get r3kt m8

by U MOMMA February 4, 2016

bjorn

Blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! Musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. Sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.

Hot Hot Hot!

by angelic_creature May 18, 2004

Björn

Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.

OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.

by mirwell June 13, 2013