Bitcheriffic

A sarcastic response to the question "How are you?"

To be used when the respondent is in a bad mood.

I asked Mary how she was and she said she was in a bitcheriffic mood.

by lusciouslulu October 4, 2010

Bitcherfly

The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.

Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.

by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.

Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.

by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006

Bitcherized

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching

"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"

by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010

Bitcherpillar

The first stage of Bitch Metamorphosis. Precedes Bitch Cocoon and Bitcherfly.

A rookie bitch who has no method to bitching whatsoever. Receives no respect from others.

Usually will provide nonstop, futile complaints.

Taylor bitched at Adam to give her back the things he borrowed from her. He ignored her and continued on with his day knowing she was a measly bitcherpillar.

by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

belly bitcher

Someone that chronically complains.

My husband dean is the queen of belly bitchers.

by Scifichick August 13, 2010

habitual bitcher

Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.

Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.

by Hoosker-doos February 7, 2015