A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
by Truly Nolen January 27, 2008
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Four guys around teh soon to be mushy biscut.
Todd: *jizzles*
Jake: *jizzles*
Andrew: *jizzles*
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Todd: *jizzles*
Jake: *jizzles*
Andrew: *jizzles*
Richtard: *doesn't jizzle on the bizzle*
Richtard: ... awshroom!
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