by abe fromen May 11, 2011
Get the Ass Birth mug.The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
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To be fucked over, or to fuck some else over (thoroughly). Typically used in regards to cheating in a relationship.
Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl
Guy 2: Ahh she birkybooed me we're done now haha let's get wrecked!
Guy 2: Ahh she birkybooed me we're done now haha let's get wrecked!
by vincent adultman May 14, 2015
Get the birkybooed mug.The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri May 15, 2018
Get the Birth Lottery mug.Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.
by guysm1ley November 29, 2020
Get the Cupcake Birthday mug.Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
Get the European Birth Control mug.Someone who acts needy & entitled on their birthday. Has to have his or her way exactly. Has an inflated sense of self-importance. And acts offended if his or her wild, out-of-proportion birthday expectations are not met.
Katie: I'm getting a new car, staying at a condo this weekend, and dining at the finest restaurants all weekend for my BIRTHDAY!
Philip: Stop being such a birthday diva
Philip: Stop being such a birthday diva
by feetwasher June 15, 2010
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