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Captain Barlow

Captain Barlow or sometimes dubbed 'Sir Barlow' is the name which is given to lead Singer/Songwriter Gary Barlow of the band Take That.

Sir Barlow, if often given by fans who think that Gary Barlow should be knighted.
Did you see Captain Barlow on the X Factor last night?

-Oooh yeah, he looked so good!
by cookiemonster94 August 31, 2011
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Lou Barlow

1. One of the most amazing indie rock/lo-fi song writers ever. Was in the bands Dinosaur Jr, Sebadoh, Sentridoh, The Folk Implosion, and a solo record. His songs are usually about love, hate, and J. Mascis. Some of his best songs include Brand New Love, Gimmie Indie Rock, Back to Your Heart, and The Freed Pig.

2. Once wrote a song about a girl, and was quoted to say this about it: "She took me back to her apartment, and started playing me all these songs. And all I wanted to do was kiss her. But it didn't happen, and it was never going to happen, so I wrote a really mean song about her. Cause that's ust the kind of guy I am. I'm a passive, aggressive, motherfucker."

3. Hated J. Mascis for a long period of time for kicking him out of Dinosaur Jr. The song "Freed Pig" is about J. In an interview done by pitchforkmedia in 2002, they asked Lou about a story that had been going around about how Kim Deal of The Breeders (and earlier of The Pixies) had played freed pig for J, and he had been so stoned he didn't know the song was about him, so J said he thought it was a great song. Lou's response was, "I would ask her, but it just sounds too good to be true."

4. A bassist, guitarist, and singer.
"Follow what you feel / you alone decide what's real / anyone could be your brand new love / anyone could be a brand new love."(Brand New Love)

"Now you will be free / with no sick people tuggin on your sleeve / your big head has that more room to grow / a glory i will never know / a glory I will never know"(Freed Pig)

"Its a new generation / of electric white-boy blues / C'MON, INDIE ROCK!" (Gimmie Indie Rock)

"Any spot could be the beggining of the brand new tangled web you're spinning / anyone could be your brand new love / any tie that holds can be broken / tear your bitter world to the open / anyone can be your brand new love."

"Lou Barlow is freaking amazing."
by Sarra_Ronquillo[For_Joel] February 24, 2008
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barlowed

verb. to become completley drunk to the point of unconsciousness, and embarrass ones self hugely. person is most likely oblivious to previous nights action once the alcohol/substance has worn off.
'oh my, did you see that girl last night?'
'yeah, she totally got herself barlowed'
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biological

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.
I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.
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Biloxi High School

A school that has a bunch of rich people that don’t know how to act, also their parents spoil them and pretty much no one likes biloxians except Biloxians.
My daddy bought my car and I’ve dated 3 dudes in like past week , oh yeah I go to Biloxi High School
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A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh
Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.
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