Binger

1. A failed erection (i.e. an unintentional flaccid penis)

2. Commonly confused with a soy infused femboy prosecutor who enjoys larping as Alec Baldwin inside courtrooms.
"Did you lay that pipe last night?"

'Nah, I drank too much and caught a binger.'
by 1776Spirit November 16, 2021
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Binger

A flaccid penis. Completely useless. A job for Heels Up Harris.
Kamala really helped him get his Binger up.
by HalfRepBrian November 15, 2021
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Binger

Noun: A flaccid penis, usually used in conjunction with homosexual sex, or prosecution in a murder case.
example 1: The little nerdy guy with the fauxhawk riding that BBC has a binger.

example 2: wow that D.A. is so inept, he's such a binger. It must be cold in that courtroom
by RarePepe November 15, 2021
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Binger

Marijuana smoke in some sort of chamber, more specifically the smoke contained within the chamber of a gravity bong. Can also include any device in which marijuana smoke is pulled through a chamber, such as a traditional bong or bubbler. A binger stands out from a normal hit in that it is exceptionally intense.
Billy, that binger you pulled me last night made my fucking lungs bleed.

Hey man, wanna take a couple bingers before we go the movies?
by El Pez May 11, 2009
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binger

Pass me the binger. Damn you broke my binger. Halo was a good binger.
by betsy January 18, 2005
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Binger

Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.

Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii
"That guy's a total Binger."

"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"
by IamHere92 November 15, 2021
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Binger

A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry
I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life
by Not a binger November 16, 2021
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