Binger

A Gary Oldman clone in khakis that is a complete duchebag.

The Binger is not as cool as Gary Oldman.

by Mericanmom November 16, 2021

Binger

A Binger is a mostly peaceful penis. Flaccid in its natural state it cannot perform its duties as it’s designed to do. Nor can it prove a solid point for penetration of the defense (aka honey hole).

In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.

Baby, Binger is here!

by Ob1conoli November 16, 2021

Binger

A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry

I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life

by Not a binger November 16, 2021

Binger

A descriptor for a man's genitals when he is struggling with erectile dysfunction. A flacid penis which cannot be erected.

Harry: Bro, It was so embarrassing, I had a total binger with her last night
Dick: Dude, you gotta lay off the porn if she can't get it up with you.

by KyletheCommieKiller November 16, 2021

Binger

A flaccid and/or unerect penis

He was trying to please his wife, but was unable because he had a raging binger.

by Ragingbinger November 16, 2021

Binger

A person who exhibits excessive or uncontrolled indulgence in food or drink.

As a binger, she'd often eat the whole box of donuts.

by The Binger December 04, 2012

Binger

A bong or water pipe of any kind. Also a bong hit, or a hit from a water pipe.

C'mon, just one little binger to brighten up your day.
Pass me the Binger, Jerk.

by BuntaBagz October 04, 2010