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Bimbo

A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.
Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020
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Bimbo

The bear on the Bimbo Bread Company logo. The Mexican Dough Boy.
Do you know who Bimbo is?
Yeah the bear from that bread company.
by Suck Mike Hawk October 16, 2013
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Bimbo

a slutty whore who blows everything that walks.
The bimbo is fucking the grasshopper.
by Nico H. February 29, 2008
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Bimbo

A very unsmart blonde, with giant tits
My dads wife is a bimbo
by Starr Fire May 11, 2010
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bimbo

A word no Italian of sound mind would write as a porn search...
...'cause bimbo means just that: a kid.
Stop talking about bimbos: you sound like a fucking pedophile!

Americans are creepy: look at how many of them search for the word "bimbo" on Google...
by Jacob_Sterlov May 13, 2014
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Bimbo

A woman who hides insecurity with overtly sexual behavior. Flits from sexual partner to partner like a butterfly to flowers. Completely artificial and vapid.
My ex-girlfriend is a major bimbo. I'm better of without her.
by Luciella May 18, 2010
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Bimbo

An uneducated female. Typically blonde but sometimes not. Makes dumb remarks that really no one cares, and laughs like shes just swallowed a whole balloon of helium. Wears way too much makeup, and talks really fast. Usually humongous sluts. BEWARE! They travel in packs of 2 and 3.
Tommy: That girl is so dumb.
Timmy: Oh I know, she's a total bimbo.
by l0ZER_fACE[X0] May 4, 2009
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