bilf

Brother I'd Like to Fuck.

Sarah, your brother is a major BILF

by Aleesha May 13, 2003

BILF

Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.

Jamie fell victim to a severe case of BILF during his night out at the pub.

by SmithsonianWA July 22, 2006

bilf

bitch I'd like to fuck

That bilf is pretty hot.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

BILF

Beard I'd Like To Fuck.

Glorious beards on glorious men.

Jeremy Mckinnon, Billy Mays, Santa Claus, Joe Trohman. BILF

by @earthtoemily and @tayhoppus March 1, 2010

bilf

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

bilf

Blonde I'd like to fuck

Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!

by djmonarch September 14, 2005

BILF

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006