Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed
Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
Number one Jack Black fan, likes to cosplay as Nacho Libre to attract a mate. Has rough luck with women. Can be a big dumb from time to time, not gonna lie. Tends to fall for girls with really nice voices.
by MrMemeMan42069 June 26, 2019
Man, he had the Feds at his house in the middle of a shower! They must have been looking for a big bad Mexican.
by Ice__burg June 30, 2015
1. a resident of the Sample Pride Community originating on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia.
2. largely retarded in both a mental and physical state.
3. To pull a 'big bad brucie'. - Not being able to maintain an erection/do something unbelievably stupid in an attempt to gain respect of peers and or women.
4. A person who is unable to hold their liquor.
5. often see consorting with a known homosexual man known to be of mexican descent in the manly area. their relationship status is unknown.
see also bruce the viking.
2. largely retarded in both a mental and physical state.
3. To pull a 'big bad brucie'. - Not being able to maintain an erection/do something unbelievably stupid in an attempt to gain respect of peers and or women.
4. A person who is unable to hold their liquor.
5. often see consorting with a known homosexual man known to be of mexican descent in the manly area. their relationship status is unknown.
see also bruce the viking.
Bradley is a big bad bruce, he lives in Curl Curl.
Bradley is up at Sunnyfield today because he's a big bad bruce.
Is that it? Sorry love, I'm pulling a big bad bruce.
Mate, why'd he jump out the window to impress those chicks? he's such a big bad bruce.
Bradley is off his head. he's such a big bad bruce.
Bradley is up at Sunnyfield today because he's a big bad bruce.
Is that it? Sorry love, I'm pulling a big bad bruce.
Mate, why'd he jump out the window to impress those chicks? he's such a big bad bruce.
Bradley is off his head. he's such a big bad bruce.
by Craig Boylan September 8, 2009
A big burly man who runs like a dinosaur with wide hips, thick ankles, and a low centre gravity. He loves to wear yoga pants to football games and always has 8 pounds of jell in his hair. He owns a humpy bike and Lynryd Skynyrd records, he likes to bake cakes instead of going camping. He prefers Strawberry Tackerys and Margeritas instead of a nice cold beer like real men. He likes to care for the environment in his little Nissan Leaf while other real men are driving trucks.
by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018
A Big Bad Black SS is somebody who will do everything possible to avoid a race. Mostly found on the internet talking a big game but, in reality, would rather hide in a parking garage to avoid any possibility of gatting into a race.
Also known to swing from peoples nutsacks
Also known to swing from peoples nutsacks
by Shane O Mac March 4, 2008