boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.

Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"

by mmlp_r November 2, 2022

biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.

Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!

by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009

biting the tongue from the fox's mouth

Adj.

A phrase to describe an act of unashamed dedication to a particular cause, no matter how dire it may be.

Luke: Woah, he's really not holding back from unblocking that toilet

Emmeline: Yeah, he's totally biting the tongue from the fox's mouth.

by Emmeline&Luke November 14, 2012

Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"

Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls

by *BMK* June 28, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

Dick Biting

1. When one human bites another on the penis, generally unintentionally during the act of oral sex.

2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.

"Dude, my dick hurts"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"

by Phoenix 807 January 11, 2009