The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

by Dynodope July 25, 2006

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

Babysitter

A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone

Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.

by Anonymity265 April 27, 2010

babysitter

In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."

Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?

by Yon Yiminy Yon Yonson March 31, 2007

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011