Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 21, 2008

A Bette Midler

“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.

Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"

by XstoryX April 18, 2011

jordan betts

child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16

hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx

by jordan betts April 12, 2020

Bette Midler

Someone that looks pretty, cute, handsome or attractive "From a Distance" but as they get closer end up being unattractive.

Damn, who's that across the street. He's cute, he's coming our way. Oh wait, he's nasty... that's a Bette Midler, looked better "From A Distance."

by dk60610 May 21, 2009

betts and jaymee

Betts and Jaymee is like the cutest couple in the whole wide world. who knows how they get along there two different type of people but yet their so cute together

OMG Betts and Jaymee are soo cute!!!!!

by EFFECTS February 22, 2012

croc of betts

A shit example of a man,
Balls up

i was a right croc of betts

by Moore October 09, 2003

Jack Betts

The creator of the Urban Dictionary page Wagwan Whitmore

He is a fat cunt who will eat you and your first born if you call him fat
He also enjoys gay bashing and bullying spastics in his past time
He also goes by Vincent

Oh shit Jack Betts ate all my food, fat cunt

by Wagwan Whitmore October 04, 2018