Beluga Whale

A beautiful majestic creature that looks like a whale with Down Syndrome. This whale often resembles a large penis.

Gee, that adorable whale vaguely resembles a penis. It must be a Beluga whale.

by maryelibsabeth March 21, 2010

Baby Beluga

After making love, a man ejaculates on his partner's anus. After ejaculation is complete, the partner expels gas through their semen covered anus. This causes a "spouting" phenomena similar to that of a whale during its normal course of breathing through its blow hole.

Man: I just blew my load on your ass. Get ready to fart!
Partner: Get the camera ready. Here it comes!
Man: I can't wait to post these pics. What a perfect Baby Beluga!

by MoneyShotMaverick November 26, 2009

beaugarding

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

beluga loin

The fatty under side of an obese person's arm.

Hey honey, that new shirt is two sizes too small, but wow, it really does accentuate your beluga loins.

by PsyDawg September 30, 2014

Dying Beluga

Can mean any number of things:
1) a fat man falling
2) a ball being thrown short and/or ugly
3) etc

Zach fell like a dying beluga.

by Fredrich Hayek April 20, 2016

Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

beugal

Nickname for a bong, usually a gatorade bong.

Andy - “Oi Johnno can you pass me the bong? “
Johnno - “The what?”
Andy - “Pass me the fucking beugal”
Johnno - “Oh, the beugal, got it”

by Lucyhead June 1, 2020