elbow bending bitch

Triffling bar skank

Cherisa went to the bar one night to pick up any random dick.. She is a elbow bending bitch

by Dawsonator February 15, 2015

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Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

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Benis pig

Benis pig is the creator of all living beings

"you know Benis pig?"

"No who the hell is that you musty crusty dusty buhdussy smelling ass"

"Benis pig the creator of life"

by Rocket 😼 December 17, 2021

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Nucle Benis

A Benis Burger on crack. Causes liquid shit to form in the asshole

That “nucle Benis”was bussin

by Dr Benis May 23, 2021

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Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005

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