benchmarketing

Benchmarketing is the process of comparing one's business marketing processes to industry bests practices to find the ideal solution.

Steve: How do I know which is the right solution for my business?
Consultant: We can start by benchmarketing your business needs to match you with the best providers in the industry.

by Marketing_Genius March 31, 2012

BenchMasta

Someone that is so terrible at a sport that he sits on the bench while everyone else plays. Similar to a Bench Warmer, but worse.

Damnit Benchmaster, you suck so much, go sit on the bench man. And damnit man, we know it's raining!

by Dave Griffin September 21, 2003

bitchmade

1. adj. Man controlled by a bitch.

Where's Michael? He's supposed to eat with us.

He's with his girlfriend at the nail salon.

Bitchmade.

by Bob Shutup April 1, 2004

bitchmade

An individual whose spiteful personality and attitude has crossed paths with you and your credibility unprovoked. Their demeanor has obviously been shaped by other "bitches". When they act up and ignorantly disrespect your *independent status*, the reaction is to dismiss and deny them as a "bitchmade". They are assured that they're not worth your time or consideration because they are in fact "BITCH" made individuals who you are better than.

***Sense when situations are playful, and disrespectul***
Dismiss and Deny
"So get the f*ck out of my face then, you bitchmade."

by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006

benchmarketing

The act of promoting software or hardware by publishing bogus benchmarks with cooked up numbers that makes the product look better than its predecessors and the competition.

As an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.

Our test suite shows it's 5% faster!

... benchmarketing at work.

by nkill March 17, 2009

bitchmade

a man who always succumbs to the will of women

james: hey guys you all wanna go out tonight to kip's?

driscoll: nah, the twins want some ice cream, i have to run to safeway and buy some for them

james: dude driscoll you're so bitchmade

by LK1234 March 10, 2011

BitchMade

A Bitch made person is a person who was financially secure or economically anchored to a surpulus of wealth bitterly known as the "rich kid" or the person who"had it made" a person who splurges in indulgence gloats and often flosses money values and norieties that they often never worked for what they bragg about nor will ever know what it is to earn money in their life and find it funny to make fun of people who've had harder circumstances also while using their unearned income to stand out in social status

two middle class kids sit in lunch
a prominenitly rich child sits at the same table with two girls sitting next to him one middle class kid is wearing vans other wearing jordans not having a lot they try to look their best the kid tells them they both have to leave cuz their poor and not good enough to sit with him the females rant the same thing after school the same thing happens the rich kid leaves the middles class say while they see him leave "don't worry when we get older and earn it all for our selfs we wont have to deal with bitchmade people like him"

by StruggleBorn909 May 12, 2015