bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

by Moe Dean March 17, 2004

Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 14, 2020

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

by Manager OD December 11, 2010

Belatted

When your coffee comes late, making you miss the bus.

Boss man: You're late!

Serf: In your eye, skipper. My coffee was belatted.

Boss man: Be-what?

Serf: Ugh, google it, mofo. Also get a coffee machine.

by Bullet Shelby January 22, 2013

Belated goodnight

A term used when a person forgot to say goodnight to a person the night before. Related to the phrase belated birthday it serves for the same general purpose. It is most commonly used through text.

Stella forgot to say goodnight to Eric so she quickly sent "belated goodnight!(:"

by smellakib May 14, 2011