bellend

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

by M Farley July 7, 2004

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008