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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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belguim

a buetifaul country where everybody smiles and there are no racists but the goverment is shit
belguims goverment is shit
by nootjedebergeit on tiktok November 29, 2021
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beluga kid

annoying kid who uses "beluga", "hecker" or another character from the beluga youtube videos on discord, usually a raider or skid
by bogos binted February 7, 2022
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Beluga Heights

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"
Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"

Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*

Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"

Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"

Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"

Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"

Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*
by White Guy on a Bike July 12, 2010
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Belgian Double Dipper

The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.
"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"

"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."

"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."

"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."
by Slampig89 April 8, 2009
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belgrade

Belgrade has been the capital of Serbia since 1404 and lies on the flowing Sava river to the Danube river in northern central Serbia and has a population of 1.65 million. Belgrade is said to be one of the oldest European if not world cities. Belgrade was first settled by Celtic tribes 2300 years ago before it became a Roman settlement of Singidunum and then being passed down to the Byzantine Empire. Singidunum (Belgrade) was occupied by the Huns, Sarmatians, Ostrogoths and Avars after the Roman empire fell, until the Serbs settled it around 630AD. In 878 the city was renamed Beligrad under the rule of the Bulgarian kingdom. The first Serbian king to rule Belgrade was Dragutin, who received it as a present from the Hungarian king. Belgrade was occupied by the Kingdom of Hungary, until 1521 when it was captured by the Ottoman Turks, Belgrade remained under Ottoman rule for 300 years. When the Ottoman Turks left in 1867 and Serbia got its full independence in 1878, Belgrade became again the capital of Serbia. After World War One Belgrade then became the capital of Yugoslavia for over 50 years until the break up of Yugoslavia in 1991.
Belgrade today is the capital of Serbia and Montenegro.
by SerbianPatriot December 28, 2005
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Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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