Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

Belgian Bubble Bath

The act of filling a kiddie pool with apple juice and using a hand mixer to combine the apple juice with Belgian cocoa powder turning it into a appley-chocolatey mix. One then uses their sexual prowess (a.k.a. pinecone juggling skills) to lure a woman into it. One would then use their parallel parking skills to get the woman naked and covered in the Manogloka (appley-chocolatey mix). Then he climbs in and enjoys the party.

He gave her the longest Belgian Bubble Bath I've ever heard of.

by jBuck20 March 24, 2010

belgian earthquake

When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!

by Robbie/Mark September 8, 2007

Belgian Butter Churn

The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.

My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn

by Yo this da situation December 10, 2009

belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.

"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."

by Stovaa June 8, 2018

Belgian Chinstrap

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap

Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap

by Crocodilejohndee December 27, 2011