Belgian Tuck

When you tuck your dick between your buttcheeks

Jean Claude was able to do the splits so well because of the Belgian tuck.

by waron45` October 19, 2020

Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

Belgian Bubble Bath

The act of filling a kiddie pool with apple juice and using a hand mixer to combine the apple juice with Belgian cocoa powder turning it into a appley-chocolatey mix. One then uses their sexual prowess (a.k.a. pinecone juggling skills) to lure a woman into it. One would then use their parallel parking skills to get the woman naked and covered in the Manogloka (appley-chocolatey mix). Then he climbs in and enjoys the party.

He gave her the longest Belgian Bubble Bath I've ever heard of.

by jBuck20 March 24, 2010

belgian earthquake

When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!

by Robbie/Mark September 8, 2007

beigean

A person who has a beige or "golden" skin tone

"Yo pablo u'z a beigean mofo"
"DAMN PABLO UR ASS IS BEIGE U BEIGEAN"
"Isaac Paul Philip is a beigean"

by Holyman May 27, 2004

Belgian Butter Churn

The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.

My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn

by Yo this da situation December 10, 2009