bogosexual

when a bogan turns metrosexual

when a bogan turns metrosexual

by g unit February 21, 2005

Beardsexual

The sexual attraction to a man or woman with a beard.

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.

by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016

Bertsexuality

You’re absolutely smitten for Mary Poppins

Bertsexuality is the best sexual orientation

by Zapping78 April 18, 2023

bearsexual

Bearsexuality is a diffrent way of expressing homosexuality, this term is used for pepole whom show romantic atraction or sexual atraction to men whom are bigger and hairyier than avarage men.

Man 1: Yo, are you gay?

Man 2: No im bearsexual

Man 1: What is that?

Man 2: A diffrent way of being gay.

Man 1: Cool!

by torstrom July 19, 2019

Bearsexual

An alternate way to say that you’re attracted the gay body type, namely ‘Bear’.

Mike : Hey Alex ! I think twinks are really cute ! What about you ?

Alex: I do find twinks cute. However, I’m definitely Bearsexual.

by Silverskull March 11, 2021

bretrosexual

Someone who's sexual preference is confined to Bret Mckenzie from the musical/comedic duo Flight of the Conchords.

You: I'm a bretrosexual.
Someone else: What's that?
You: None-ya.

by alfalfa101 September 28, 2010

Bendosexual

A Bendosexual is someone who changes there sexuality constantly. This is not to be confused with a novosexual as brendosexuals are just going though a phase. Brendosexuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. They are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there sexuality. They are complete ass holes.

Bendosexual: I'm straight.

Person: ok... But wernt you gay yesterday?

Brendosexual: no, your imagining things, I've always been straight.

Next day

Brendosexual: I'm pan
Person: wernt you just straight?

Brendosexual: shut up! Nothing but love matters in a relationship.

Person: ok... Sure... How did you know u were pan?

Brendosexual: thought I was straight then I saw some people online talking about how cool being pan sexual was and so now I'm pan.

Person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? Like you don't know your sexuality?

Brendosexual: JUST GO AND KILL YOURSELF GAWD!!

Person: NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!! your such a Brendosexual!

by Aim4insane April 19, 2016