ms.beers

A fat elf who likes to scream at kids for no particular reason.

Ms.beers made me right another 5 paragraph essay and just left me there to cry

by S.Candle January 20, 2017

Beersgiving

Beersgiving is often referred to as the most magical time of the year. Usually celebrated the day before Thanksgiving when friends visit the place of their upbringing and go out to the bar before having to see their parents, grandparents, uncles/aunts, cousins, and other individuals who may be visiting. This night of debauchery typically leads to the next day's Thanksgiving being significantly mellowed and a time for rest and reflection of what truly to be thankful for.

Tom came home from college to celebrate Beersgiving last night, then upchucked all over the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner the next day.

by Bronto Tom November 23, 2011

Bertstare

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

road beers

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.

Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.

by SG Samus March 2, 2008

Beerstorming

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.

Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?

by Big OllieD April 6, 2009

the beets

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

by Lando July 12, 2003

beerista

A name given to the maker of a beeruccino.

Studies show that 90% of all beeristas are intoxicated while on the job.

by j0shar June 16, 2011