muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy May 17, 2012

Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

benchod

Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger. Increasingly common amoung non-Indians as well in countries and areas with large Indian populations (e.g. New Jersey, Toronto, England).

This benchod is going to die!
Benchod, i cut myself!

by barry kumar October 19, 2006

beefcheesin

the act of fucking with someone in a sense of clowning on them or just fucking around in a general sense

if you dont agree to publish this, your beefcheesin the fuck outta me.
you beefcheesin me bruh?

by chance shugg October 16, 2019

Virginia Beechnut

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

by Slingblade Wilson February 7, 2018