Yea and Behold,

First there was Limecat. Behold, he was mighty. And he did say "Meow" and life was created. Now humans did sin and Clock Spider shalt be borneth. Evil and Limecat did so fight. Limecat did tore off Clock Spiders appendage and flung it into the sun and thus it did became the gods of many religions. And Clock Spider did shalt try to strike Limecat on the lime. But behold, the lime of Limecat did was unbreakable. Yea, Limecat did swat ye Clock Spider and killed it.
Behold, Eternal Ferret did arose from ye Clock Spider's body. Limecat and Eternal Ferret did fight on thou video. Behold, the fight was great and Limecat did win.Then came LUEshi who smited Limecat before his time.
Behold, a carbon rod fell and the universe did collapse upon itself.

And the universe did say KABOOM!

by pseudonym September 1, 2004

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Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008

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Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 26, 2012

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